Sunday, October 12, 2008

Never Count Your Money When You're Sittin' At The Table

Or in front of the bathroom, or anywhere some crazy person is watching. Every night I see people taking out wads of cash, counting it in full view of everyone (I am assuming so they can feel important) then taking out only a few hundred and putting the rest away, only to pull it out again and recount minutes later.

If I were not an honest person, I would set up a sting with a friend and locate these people, make note of where they are keeping these cash wads, then sending message to a cohort when these people leave so he can roll them in the parking lot (which there are no surveillance cameras at at my place) and make bank. It would only take one sucker a night with a nice wad to make a few grand. That is a whole lot more than the $157 a day that I make now!

People! WAKE THE FUCK UP! Cash is king and flaunting it does not make you important, it makes you an idiot and a TARGET! The saying "What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas" is the same for most casinos. They don't want to advertise the deaths, murders, thefts, break-ins, etc that happen at their establishments, and most people feel too stupid to admit that it happened to them, so most of these things go unreported. So have fun, but be smart. The only people who are going to be impressed with your wad of cash are those people who would do anything to get it~!

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